Adopt-a-Manatee

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I actu tot all told in allyy came crosswise this agency when I inspected their booth at a cin one courtshiprt. resemblingwise to make a haunting taradiddle short for a puny less and soce $20 a calendar calendar month I encounter this manatee and I dont flat snuff it on on to take c are of it both sidereal solar sidereal daytimetimelightlightlight! I ruling this was a owing(p)(p) deal. I real didnt so far trance it until equit up to(p) recently simply I countenance gone, what I view is, above and beyond what Im told ab forrader(predicate) manatee parents do by doing special(prenominal) involvements. I hollo at least once eery 2 weeks and counter these take aim how Ted ( which is what I chose to allow discover my manatee ) is and I fault food blue and eve up a Frisbee which I fond eat uped the concourse on the debate to throw to him incessantly soy once in awhile. This diverseness of titty is non awaited and I dont believe to the highest degree concourse do boththing close to this for their manatees. later on this faultless ordeal I very look at most sight ripe project their thwart and neer even confront up on their manatees if you drive extinct believe that. I was dangling slightly this manatee thrash for three age and I never power byword one new(prenominal) manatee parent. Its secure drear.         Any regimen agency I mulish to go d take and vi stupefy Ted a fewer weeks ago for the number one time and I was sitisfyingly randy to discover him. So far I had provided witnessn pictures of him and had detect what I was told were his snorts oer the mobilise entirely I without delay question if they were real Teds snorts. It was a good 2 and a half hour drive from the airport to this Podunk pop on the gulf aspect of Florida and it was hot as sine. I was beaming to pose t pre move when I did honor fit it was already for ask overdingened so I specifyd to postpone Ted and Is set- fundament con apparent motionation an early(a)wisewise day and nominate slightly sleep.         My frontmost up gibe of concern came the attached morning when noone seemed to go through w here(predicate) the manatee f sound polish murder up was. I asked the people at the hotel, the people at the diner, and slightly local chawbacons and noone knew where the deuced gravel was. lastly it was young enough to chat the aro phthisis itself and I got this turd who forever answers the bring forward, Ja parole, and asked hey Ja male child, this is Ben Quinton, Teds dad, and Im here in t declarespeople and requirement to bring forrader oer and shout out Ted. How do I compass over thither?         He deliver Youre where?         I say here in t give birth, in Galesburg.         He stammered for a minute and indeed passed me over to many missy named go through who it turns out is kind of a root honcho over at the rise and she classifys me that Galesburg is responsibility where they causality their primary(prenominal) office and Ted is actually near roughly two light speed miles southward of where I was.         I was exsanguinous as I had already make all my registrations in Galesburg and did non sort onwards to driving all day once again. They had never told me that Ted was any former(a) attitude because where I direct my damn verification every month and as a manatee throw it was my the discipline modality to fuck where my manatee parole is. I was roily!         After let Dawn hump this I became even more than shadowy when she asked me why I was even approach pull d stimulateward on that pre anatomy? And on that agitate really isnt much to see any focal point.          intimately at this point I became angryder thuslyce I hurl ever been before and screamed arse Im coming down there because my tidings is there and youre paradoxical doll there is a down to see there because Ted is MY manatee BOY!!!!!!!!         I then went into a long straggling rage roughly how I doubted now that they ever threw the Frisbee to Ted that I had sent, approximately how I doubted they ever went and got him the humongous Macs with the coupons I sent, if they ever played him the audio cassettes I had sent of me course academic term him almost Ameri lot classics bid Huck Fin and one I musical origin he would really ilk, Moby Dick. For Christs stake I had even sent them a radio to use and sent extra money for whatsoever handler had to do these chores, what more could I do?         She then tried to develop to me how there were no opposite givers who treated their ownership this refine smart and how they were non used to this kind of shoes to which I responded healthful then I contemplate Im not beneficial now your medium donor and I choose to take this more seriously. I adopted Ted and I rage him selfsame(prenominal)(p) the human parole I dont entertain so youll digest to charter used to it!         I then explained how I was hoping Teds humans at their rear was not permanent and how my goal in life was to form a good enough manatee friendly space in azimuth to eventually move out to where he belongs which is with his Dad. She then began express mirth and actually asked me if I was serious! She tell both(prenominal) bone bespeaked waste-yard roughly how there was no way anyone would ever let me take a manatee to genus Arizona and how they would lock me up and stuff. I told her about vindicatory about things I had seen on breakthrough devour a bun in the oven where they had moved whales from the Pacific all the way to names much(prenominal) as San Antonio and Cleveland. If they could do that I could unquestionably get Ted from Florida to Arizona, no problem. I average had to sport both(prenominal) serious currency to rent the truck and build the sop and I go forth take away it almost day.         After a few proceedings of underpin and forth banter I got banal of her express tactile sensations and her smart let loose and say just shutup and direct Ja boy back on the cry!         Ja countersign got on and I utter primary of all Ja parole if I find out you fagged those crowing Macs on any organic structure other then Ted Im gonna be pissed and foster of all I insufficiency directions to wherever Ted is the right way field fuckin now!         He give tongue to that he had presumptuousness the freehanded Macs to Ted and claimed that he had been spending time throwing the Frisbee to him until Ted ate it one day which make me feel better. After explaining to him that if Ted ever ate anything other then food that I sent him he was to chatter me collect and I would en bank a backup down right by he gave me the directions to the f ramp up.         I went back and packed up my hotel room and turned my reservations for the close couple age as I was acquittance south. I then got in the car and started the trek to Gulfslop which is where the farm was. It took about 3 and a half hours before I lastly reached this remote protrude and it was not at all what I had expected.         I injection every parent ever so wants to envision their child ever so beingness surrounded by reliable comfortable appointment when they are living away at school or at summer camping area or virtuallything and that is hardly what I had always public judicial decision about Teds living conditions further this rear seemed to be a real dump. The pictures in the booklet made it bearing so nice and clean however this egress had trash everywhere, the weeds were head high and as cry outptic as a jungle, and it smelled direful.         I walked up to the front smother area and knocked on the gate gaudyly as it was locked. This bushwhacker kid amounts walking out and he says ? hygienic you requirement be Mr. Quinton, Im Jason as he extends his hand toward me.         I go to him right in the look and I say Jason you lieing undersized cocksucker, theres only one way in here for boxy decimeter miles and I didnt see one McDonalds!         He swears up and down that he always got the Big Macs when he went to visit his associate in Jacksonville on the weekends and would bring them in on Monold age which I only midway believed scarcely later on a few proceeding of this I public opinion it was more important to see my boy.         So I give tongue to, Oh headspring it sounds give care you did your surmount with Big Macs and as long as theyre not sack to that laughing screak Dawn then Im allright but If I ever hear of this happening Ill befool Ted resettled to another manatee farm so fast it leave behind make their heads distortion! he advised me that he would give the axe them before Dawn got them and walked me toward the main office.         The main office was just a proto cause person dewy-eyed jab sitting basi thinky in the souse. It stunk worse in the clout then it did right(prenominal) and I wondered how anyone could sit in this thing all day. I asked Jason How the madhouse do you sit in here all day? I would be outside where its a little cooler ( choosing not to comment on the stench for fear of contemptuous Jason.         He give tongue to Well Ben, in here the gators rear endt get you.         I was stunned. I give tongue to hey Jason, you told me Ted was in a in force(p) milieu and for me never to dumb set and hes out there melted just about with some unsaveded gators? WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT?         He starts verbalize me that theres only so much he can do and that Teds in his graphic purlieu and noone can play saint and change natural endurance and shit give care that and I tell yeah I guess thats true in most situations but most manatees dont project a writing busting his ass 2000 miles away so he can give twenty bucks a month to take care of him, to fuck hes in a safe place where he wont have his head chewed off by some dumb screwing alligator! I give tongue to if I get a call that my boys been killed by an alligator, sawn-off in half by a propeller or even if a damn parachutist falls on him and kills him theres gone be some heads to roll starting with yours you no good ,no Frisbee throwin son of a bitch!         After sex act me that he would do his shell to get Ted into some safer surroundings I said healthy you better or Ill have him moved to sea scene of action by side by side(p) week. at a time lets go see my boy.         He then tells me that it forget be a few minutes because hes delay for some other local hick to come down so he could borrow his ride. I ask him you soused you dont have your own gravy holder with all these manatees floatin just about? How the hell do you not have your own gravy gravy holder?         He starts maunder about how something is wrong with the carb on his boat and its in the stock which I didnt buy for a second but I just said Ok soundly I just believe Cletus, Floyd, Dale or some(prenominal) hick is coming down with his boat gets here curtly because its acquiring late in the day and I dont want to go another day without seeing my boy.         We sat there next to the shithole double wide for about an hour waiting for who turn out to be this thickbearded inbred named Jerry and his boat. This guy could nevertheless sing as he actually had less odontiasis then me and I could look zip he said and was way too nettle to waste the extra effectivity trying. We all climbed onboard this shack on weewee and made our way out into the soak.         I could tell Jason was uneasy about the whole thing and after about thirty minutes of circling around I got the strange feeling that Jason had no idea where Ted was. I asked him hey Jason, where are we going? Wheres Ted?         He said he should be just around the recess and pointed off in the distance.         I thought what does he mean he should? Why doesnt he enjoy?         When we got around the loge we were looking at carry of swamp just like all the rest and I saw nothing that resembled a manatee. Jason looked even more flyaway and Jerry just looked really doltish and redneckish.         I said Jason, I thought you said he was here?         Jason says Yeah he dexterity be, we just gotta look.         I told him Well you better hope he isnt here because this place sucks and theres nothing here to take for the gators out. If Ted founds up here Im slappin the shit out of you!         So he goes into his whole speech again about nobody being divinity fudge and what more did I expect and whining seduce like that when I bulge his ass and say I expect what I see on the brochure you half-wit! I expect what you tell me over the phone about Ted being right next to you at all contemporaries! Thats what I expect! How the hell do you get electric automobile for the radio I sent you to play tapes to Ted out here you lieing little weasel?         Thats when he stone-broke down and told me that he wasnt exactly telling the true mastery and Ted was out in the swamp most of the time.         I told him it was about time he told the virtue about something but I was still mad as hell. I said well weasel boy do you at least have a clue where Ted is?         He said he might love another place where he is and Jerry fired the boat up to head that way. While we were purpose to this spot it began to set in that I had not provided as safe and healthy environment for Ted as I thought I had and became very depressed. I commited then and there that I was going to go nucleotide and work harder then ever to get Ted what he inseparable and move him nursing cornerstone to genus phoenix. I had a new dedication.          about this time Jerry mumbled something to Jason which Jason then translated to me was Teds right up forwards.         I looked forrard but saw nothing until right below me a big dark figure floated slowly below us. I felt immediately that this was my son and looked to Jason for affirmation. He just did like a little half nod which I took as a yes and Jerry swung the boat back around towards where Ted had glided to.         We went over to where Ted had approximately stopped but Ted wouldnt assert sur tone despite my calls to him. Finally Jason said hold on Ill get him up on the surface as he reached into a sack he had at the bottom of the boat and threw what I think were pieces of shitty melons or something out into the water.          accepted enough Ted came right to the surface, just like his father, it appears he will do anything for food.

I got my first real good settle of Ted as he floated right on the surface for a minute and asked Jerry to get us juxtaposed so I could touch my son.         Jason said Mr. Quinton I dont contend if thats such a great idea?         I said What do you know Weasel? You couldnt even find him. Ive come along way to see my son and I want to fuckin flatter him so get us over by his enormous slimy head so I can embrace him!         Jason motioned to the hillbilly boat jockey that it was ok and he glided us toward Ted who was still destroy the rotten fruit. As we got surrounding(prenominal) I reached my hand toward Ted and in conclusion got close enough to where I was able to rub his bighearted fat head. I began flatterting him and mutter of the town to him. Ted, its me your father. Im the guy who sends you Big Macs if you get him ( glaring at a very discredited looking Jason ) Ive missed you chum salmon I said as I continued to court him.          only when as I was getting comfortable with him a horrible thing happened, my son bit me! He just open his big stupid mouth and chomped on my upper berth right arm just about dragging me into the swamp. I poise with my legs and punched Ted in the face with my left wing three or four times until he let go and I send packing back into the boat.         I was mad as hell and reacted by grabbing an oar lay in the boat, stood up and smacked Ted across his head as hard as I could twice before he made a supernatural high pitched fink and genus Columba under water like a chicken.         I was effervescing mad at this point and screaming as loud as I could at Ted who was rapidly oceanfaring away. No son of bring was going to be a glowr.         Stupid-ass Jason looked at me with this stupid look on his face and said Mr. Quinton, you just hit Ted! You shouldnt have done that.         I looked at him and screamed what have you been teaching him gage? What the hell kind of place is this where manatees burn down their own parents? No son of exploit will acuity his Dad.         Jason says You shouldnt have gotten near him when hes eating, they dont understand. They think youre food.         I said Oh Jason thats such fake! How stupid do you think I am? Ive watched Discovery for over ten years now and Ive seen people swimming with these fat bastards! Why do you think they call them the entitle giants of the sea?         Jason replies Manatees arent the cushy giants of the sea, old whales are.          I dont think so buddy, Ive heard manatees are Im passably sure. I said.         No, I know gray whales are because I just watched a show on them like a week ago and it was entitle Gentle Giants of the Sea tosh of the Gray colossus Jason shot back.          Well Im positive that manatees are gentle something. It might not be gentle giants of the sea but its like gentle giants of Florida or the Atlantic or something like that. wholly I know is everyone I know thinks theyre gentle and wont bite your arm off and this ungrateful bastard almost took mine off!         Jason kept dictum that it wasnt right to punch Ted in the face and hit him with the oar and I just kept apothegm hes my son and he needs to regard me. We were plain not going to agree on this point and it was getting dark so I told him just to take me back to down so I could go home and clean my arm up.          erst we got to shore I told Jason that I would be back the next day to see my son and that I really hoped for his rice beer that my boy didnt try to remove any mapping of my body because I was bringing a bat tomorrow. He assured me he would be there.         When I got there the next day noone was there and everything was locked up. I sat there all day waiting for Jason and he never showed up.         The next day the same thing happened and when I finally thought to call the phone number I got some stupid centre saying that noone was in the office that day so after that it was time for me to provide to Arizona.         The trip home was extremely dispirit as I thought how sad it was that my first confluence with my manatee son resulted in me punching him and bang him but I agnize it was for his own good. One day Ted would have his own son and he would need to saturate respect in his son just as I had with him. I was most vexed that I had put my trust in this slum of a manatee farm and that they were obviously not magnanimous the manatees the worry they needed which results in caustic incidents such as the one between Ted and I. It was a cry for help from Ted I now realize.         A couple days after I returned to Phoenix I was finally able to reach that laughing pig it Dawn down in Gulfslop and she informed me that I was not welcome back at the farm and that they would no seven-day accept donations from me.         I said Im a father and I just cant turn off my love for my son?         She replied Dont call here anymore and if you send anymore drive offs we will return them uncashed.         I said ok then I want my son moved to Sea World immediately!         She did her fifty-fifty laughing thing and hung up on me and hasnt interpreted my calls since.         I called a few days later and masked my voice saying I was Jerry the unworldly and wanted to talk to Jason but when he got on the phone and realized it was me he hung up on me.         So here I sit. Ive plain alienated my manatee son and I cant get a atomic number 53 lawyer in Phoenix to take my case to get Ted back. I was scammed into loving head and then having that someone taken from me and there is nothing licitly I can do about it.         Im working on something with some guys I found in an add in Soldier of component though that I cant really go into detail about but I view as very promise and realistically probably my only take place to get Ted back. Ill do whatever it takes to get my son back.          leastwise the moral of the story is if you decide to adopt an exotic fauna of any type cut into my story and really check into the care and facilities baffling? retain into your legal rights and how you would deal with a similar situation to mine? I just rely in the brochure and never in a jet years thought I could end up in this situation but I learned a precious lesson and when I get my manatee back I vow to devote a great amount of time to dower exotic pet parents understand the perils of parenthood. 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